Chocolate Salami


On a bustling street corner in Lisbon, the aroma of rich chocolate and hints of roasted pistachios waft through the air, beckoning dessert lovers from every direction. You’ll find them huddled around a stall where locals sell their favorite street delicacies, and right at the heart of it all is the mysterious yet delightful chocolate salami. An Italian treat that’s traveled the globe, bringing joy and indulgence to every table.

Why make this recipe? Because my friends, the chocolate salami is not just a dessert; it’s a party on a plate, a conversation starter, and a brilliant ode to creativity in the kitchen. Perfect for sharing after dinner or simply as a sweet escape any time of the day, this delightful concoction promises to leave a lasting impression. Plus, it’s a no-bake wonder, making it perfect for those who prefer to keep their kitchens cool while indulging their sweet tooth.

How to make Chocolate Salami

Ingredients:

  • 7 oz Cookies/biscuits/biscotti
  • 9 oz Dark chocolate
  • 6 tablespoons Butter (unsalted)
  • 1 teaspoon Vanilla extract
  • 2 tablespoons Milk
  • 3.5 oz Pistachios (toasted)
  • 2-3 tablespoons Liquor/coffee (Optional)
  • Pinch Salt
  • Powdered sugar for coating

Directions:

  1. Crush the Cookies: Begin your adventure by diving into those cookies of choice. Smash them into delightful crumbs – the more chaotic the crush, the better the story behind your salami. Just remember to save a few for snacking while you cook!

  2. Melt the Chocolate: In a majestic double boiler, let your dark chocolate and butter join forces. Keep stirring until they form a velvety potion worthy of an ancient wizard’s spell. Remove from heat and, if you’re feeling daring, add in your liquor or coffee for a hint of sophistication.

  3. Mix it Up: In this glorious, gooey concoction, introduce the milk, vanilla extract, your crushed cookie crumbles, toasted pistachios, and a pinch of salt. Mix until everything is combined like a great travel crew, united by a common goal — deliciousness.

  4. Shape the Salami: Lay down a generous stretch of plastic wrap and spoon half of your mixture onto it. Shape that luscious blend into a log (you’re successively redefining ‘meatiness’ now). Roll it up tightly in the wrap and twist the ends to seal. Roll it back and forth a few times — make it rounder as if you’re crafting the universe’s greatest gift.

  5. Chill Out: Pop those logs in the fridge for a minimum of 2-3 hours. This is where the magic happens, solidifying your creation into a salami of delight.

  6. Dust It Off: Once firm, remove the wraps and give your salami a glorious dusting of powdered sugar, ensuring it’s coated like a superstar chef would. Shake off the excess—no one needs to know how messy the process was!

  7. The Finishing Touch: To amp up the authenticity, grab a little kitchen twine and wrap it around your salami, evoking visions of rustic Italian markets—now, aren’t you a culinary jet setter?

How to serve Chocolate Salami

Slice into your chocolate salami, revealing a beautifully marbled interior that rivals the finest of Italian delicacies. Serve it on a colorful platter, surrounded by fresh fruits or a drizzle of chocolate sauce for that extra charm. Pair it with a strong espresso, or let the sweet sauce do the talking, while you sit back and watch the faces of your guests transform into expressions of pure joy.

How to store Chocolate Salami

Keep any leftovers (if you’re that lucky) tightly wrapped in the fridge, where they’ll happily reside for up to two weeks—though let’s be real; they’ll probably be devoured long before you reach that point!

Tips to make Chocolate Salami

  • Upgrade Your Cookies: Experiment with flavored biscuits or even luxurious biscotti for that unique crunch and taste.
  • Roast Those Nuts: Toasted nuts add a world of flavor—try replacing pistachios with hazelnuts or almonds for new perspectives.
  • Sweet Servings: If you want to impress, add hints of spices like cinnamon or cardamom to elevate the flavor to a whole new dimension.

Variations

  • Tropical Twist: Swap in tropical fruits like dried mango or coconut for an exotic flair.
  • Nut-Free Delight: Eliminate the nuts and substitute with seeds like pumpkin or sunflower for a crunchy texture without the nutty baggage.

FAQs

1. Can I use milk chocolate instead of dark chocolate?
Sure! While dark chocolate gives it that rich depth, milk chocolate will turn your salami into a sweet treat perfect for kiddos and sweet tooths alike.

2. How can I make it vegan?
Use vegan dark chocolate, coconut oil instead of butter, and almond milk. You’re more than capable of crafting a vegan dream!

3. What if I don’t have a double boiler?
No problem! Melt chocolate using a microwave in short bursts, stirring frequently to prevent seizing – adventure means flexibility, after all!

This Chocolate Salami is more than just a recipe; it’s an experience waiting to happen. So gear up, gather your ingredients, and get ready to whip up a delicious treat that will inspire tales of travels and flavors!


Chocolate Salami

A delightful no-bake Italian treat combining rich chocolate and roasted pistachios, perfect for sharing and suitable for any occasion.
Prep Time 15 minutes
Total Time 3 hours
Servings: 8 slices
Course: Dessert, Snack
Cuisine: Italian
Calories: 220

Ingredients
  

Main Ingredients
  • 7 oz Cookies/biscuits/biscotti Any flavor of choice
  • 9 oz Dark chocolate Can substitute with milk chocolate if preferred
  • 6 tablespoons Unsalted butter Can substitute with coconut oil for a vegan version
  • 1 teaspoon Vanilla extract
  • 2 tablespoons Milk Use almond milk for a vegan version
  • 3.5 oz Pistachios Toasted, can replace with hazelnuts or almonds
  • 2-3 tablespoons Liquor/coffee Optional
  • 1 pinch Salt
  • Powdered sugar for coating

Method
 

Preparation
  1. Crush the cookies into crumbs.
  2. Melt dark chocolate and butter in a double boiler, stirring until smooth. Optionally add liquor or coffee.
  3. Stir in milk, vanilla extract, cookie crumbs, toasted pistachios, and salt until fully combined.
Shaping
  1. Spoon half of the mixture onto plastic wrap, shape into a log, and roll tightly, twisting the ends.
  2. Refrigerate logs for at least 2-3 hours until firm.
Finishing Touches
  1. Dust with powdered sugar and wrap with kitchen twine for presentation.

Notes

Store leftovers tightly wrapped in the fridge for up to two weeks. Upgrade cookies and nuts for varied flavors.